Front-End Web Dev Jokes
October 22, 2013
If you follow me on Twitter (@elijahmanor), you may have noticed that I like a good pun and I like to create them as well. The following is a list of curated original puns.
The feedback I've received range from "Ha ha" to "Groan" to "Unfollow", which are all valid responses to a good pun 🤣
So, without further ado here are some of the Front-End Web Dev jokes that I've authored thus far. Please, don't groan all at once...
q. What do you call
__proto__? a. Dunder proto q. Michael Scott was the regional manager where? a.
q. Why did the TypeScript developer hear clicking sounds? a. Because they were basically a human type-writer!
- q. Why do developer trolls love the terminal? a. Because their past-time is bash'ing!
dev1 > What tool do you use to switch versions of node? dev1> nvm, I figured it out.
q. Why did the child component have such great self-esteem? a. Because its parent kept giving it
q. Why did the functional component feel lost? a. Because it didn't know what
stateit was in!
q. Why did the React Higher Order Component give up? a. Because it sur-rendered to the prop-aganda!
q. Why did the react class component feel relieved? a. Because it was now off the hook.
q. Why couldn’t the React component understand the joke? a. Because it didn’t get the context.
q. Why did the Web A11y Dev keep getting distracted? a. Beacuse they couldn't maintain focus!
q. How do you make a Web App accessible? a. ARIA kidding me?
q. Why did the C# developer fall asleep? a. Because they didn't like Java.
q. Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards a. Because they use a strongly typed language
Yeah, I know those were very cheesy pun-like jokes, but that's how I roll 🤣 I hope you somewhat enjoyed the jokes... if not, that's no problem too. Have a great week and enjoy yourself today!
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